Why not...
'Shooting Roos & Barbecues' to the tune of The Archers ? It fits.
Shooting roos and barbecues, beating Poms at cricket,
You'll like it here, the Fosters beer makes Sheilas want to lick it.
The abos say "They took away our rights and like to rape us," But that's not true we say to you 'Have you ever seen that on Neighbours?'
(repeat opening tune)
It's safe, it's white, it's dynamite, don't fret about the lingo,
Bring your kids and babies too, just watch out for the dingoes.
Book your flight and get your jabs, pack your bags and cases; our kids can't wait to emigrate, so come and take their places!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeIEovjOVdI
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Grindstaff, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:29,
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:)
You're hired.
Give me another two verses and I'll record it and put it on YouTube.
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:32,
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Done
see above - link is to 'Barwick Green' the actual name of the music.
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Grindstaff, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:04,
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Arse!
.
Give me until Monday and I'll fulfill my side of the bargain.
Oh God.
Me singing.
The world will never be the same again...
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:32,
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Hehehe
No rush, just make sure you give Gronkpan primary credit for the opening words.
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Grindstaff, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:46,
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