Someone is starting to believe his own meme.
Okay, which one of you put him up to this?
(Chuck Norris once shot a plane down with his finger, by simply yelling, "Bang!")
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:08,
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But who would mess with Chuck?
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:45,
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