pfft
"Self-appointed sharia judge" - well, I shit myself in terror of his Allah-based proclaimations.
In a similar style, I proclaim myself God Emperor of Reality, and all of you shall bow down before me!
Can't even see why this made the news at all, really.
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DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 16:14,
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Right then:
1) Cheese sandiwches to be delivered to me every day at 4pm
2) Windows loading sound to be replaced with Larry Grayson saying "Shut that door"
3) Gravity to be turned down 10% to make stuff easier to carry
4) All priests of the holy one (i.e. me) to wear kitten masks AT ALL TIMES!
So speaks the new God Emperor of Reality.
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DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 16:24,
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