I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals,
it's because I hate vegetables - Woody Allen
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 0:00, Reply)
Opinions are like arse-holes, everybody has one, I just don't like being classified as a sanctimonious pedant just cos I don't eat meat.
Only joke I can remember is from Simpsons when Lisa meets a 'level 9 vegan, I don't eat anything that may have had a shadow'
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:07, Reply)