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This is a normal post You couldn't make it up

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 8:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post This Was One Of My Gazzes To Him
I've been aware of who you are and what you've done for some time now. I know quite a few of your aliases (DS09, a couple from the Prague ex-pat notice board, Chasingtheaurora, Craig Alexander - even got his CV) But I believe that everyone should be given a chance.

As long as you don't start hitting on the girls here, or telling outrageous lies then I'll keep my nose out of it.

You don't have a phd.
You were never an officer of any rank
You didn't play rugby for Scotland
and you certainly have never piloted a plane anywhere.

You did marry Gerogina Miles bigamously and you are a serial Walter Mitty.

But, as long as you don't do anything to hurt or deceive anyone on B3ta then I won't out you.

B3ta can be good to you. There's no need to pretend to be who you're not on here.

But I'm serious about you behaving yourself. Step out of line and I'll be down on you like a ton of bricks...

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 8:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post OH LORD!
I'm not an internet woman, but my cyber thighs are practically dripping for you now.
Oh Lordy... Lordy help me.

I've blown cyber yellowheads. I'm so excited at your manliness.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post CYBER GEORDIE FIGHT
I'll make a ring of Honda Accords and we can see who can eat a family bucket in the fastest time to see whose the winner.
 (I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think the winner is the one to nab the biggest female.
It's like fishing but with chicken.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone else enjoying the irony of Legless telling anyone to stop telling 'outrageous lies'?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm more worried by the women who'll tell you he was Gazzing THEM.
Who's the internet bother-er NOW?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post He must be ruing the day he ever crossed you or the women of b3ta.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:42, , Reply)