I wish
I had diamonds in my poo.
However, much like the Queen and Cheryl Cole, I don't poo.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 17:45, Share, Reply)
It's not so hard, really...
to become a diamond factory. Just take script pain meds long enough, and you'll start-out producing charcoal briquettes, then eventually, if & when it ever comes out (ya won't get yer regular workaday morning sessions, for damned sure), you're sure to get a nice rock at some point!
(I'd have tried this road to riches m'self, but silly meee, I keep EATING and having silly things like fiber in my diet, so no diamonds as of yet. But y'never know, there might be one hidden up there somewhere, just waiting for its chance to shine!)
(, Sat 29 May 2010, 4:51, Share, Reply)