I may have diamonds in my poo
I made this!
It seems to be quite likely.
( , Tue 25 May 2010, 13:17, Reply)
It seems to be quite likely.
( , Tue 25 May 2010, 13:17, Reply)
hahah
my typing has clearly been affected by your feminine charms
( , Tue 25 May 2010, 13:45, Reply)
my typing has clearly been affected by your feminine charms
( , Tue 25 May 2010, 13:45, Reply)
no, i am not her
you can tell because i have a smaller cock and balls
( , Tue 25 May 2010, 13:43, Reply)
you can tell because i have a smaller cock and balls
( , Tue 25 May 2010, 13:43, Reply)
hahahaha
the still image is hilarious enough to warrent a click. then we get the video itself, and as icing on teh cake, some outtakes! i am loving that dress, think i may wear something similar next time i go out drinking.
( , Tue 25 May 2010, 14:21, Reply)
the still image is hilarious enough to warrent a click. then we get the video itself, and as icing on teh cake, some outtakes! i am loving that dress, think i may wear something similar next time i go out drinking.
( , Tue 25 May 2010, 14:21, Reply)
Holy diamond crap!
You are quite terrifying with one bulgy eye and one normal eye.
( , Tue 25 May 2010, 16:44, Reply)
You are quite terrifying with one bulgy eye and one normal eye.
( , Tue 25 May 2010, 16:44, Reply)
This is a thing of great beauty.
I think we should send it into space, so that space aliens can enjoy its majesty also.
( , Fri 28 May 2010, 15:26, Reply)
I think we should send it into space, so that space aliens can enjoy its majesty also.
( , Fri 28 May 2010, 15:26, Reply)
I wish
I had diamonds in my poo.
However, much like the Queen and Cheryl Cole, I don't poo.
( , Fri 28 May 2010, 17:45, Reply)
I had diamonds in my poo.
However, much like the Queen and Cheryl Cole, I don't poo.
( , Fri 28 May 2010, 17:45, Reply)
It's not so hard, really...
to become a diamond factory. Just take script pain meds long enough, and you'll start-out producing charcoal briquettes, then eventually, if & when it ever comes out (ya won't get yer regular workaday morning sessions, for damned sure), you're sure to get a nice rock at some point!
(I'd have tried this road to riches m'self, but silly meee, I keep EATING and having silly things like fiber in my diet, so no diamonds as of yet. But y'never know, there might be one hidden up there somewhere, just waiting for its chance to shine!)
( , Sat 29 May 2010, 4:51, Reply)
to become a diamond factory. Just take script pain meds long enough, and you'll start-out producing charcoal briquettes, then eventually, if & when it ever comes out (ya won't get yer regular workaday morning sessions, for damned sure), you're sure to get a nice rock at some point!
(I'd have tried this road to riches m'self, but silly meee, I keep EATING and having silly things like fiber in my diet, so no diamonds as of yet. But y'never know, there might be one hidden up there somewhere, just waiting for its chance to shine!)
( , Sat 29 May 2010, 4:51, Reply)
Ahahahahahahahaha
The eyes!
The teeth!
Hahahahahahaha
Is there an uncensored version? It's cruel to deny us your awesome rack!
( , Sat 29 May 2010, 8:15, Reply)
The eyes!
The teeth!
Hahahahahahaha
Is there an uncensored version? It's cruel to deny us your awesome rack!
( , Sat 29 May 2010, 8:15, Reply)
May I just point out...
...that in the very last shot you look an awful lot like Roy Hudd.
A terrifyingly sexy Roy Hudd, of course.
( , Sun 30 May 2010, 0:19, Reply)
...that in the very last shot you look an awful lot like Roy Hudd.
A terrifyingly sexy Roy Hudd, of course.
( , Sun 30 May 2010, 0:19, Reply)