I accidently disturbed a wedding at glastonbury
I was sat down in the stone circle, completely mashed on festival biscuits and had been attempting to skin up for about half an hour - during that time a travelling band had weaved its way through the crowd, playing classic TV theme tunes and such, much to my amusement.
I finally managed to roll my joint and realised that the music had stopped, whereupon i shouted 'OI where's the music?'
and i got the reply 'Shat it you bellend there's a facking wedding on!'
So i replied 'OH alright carry on then!'
Good days.
edit: if that was you getting married, then i'm sorry.
(, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 19:11, Reply)