If you don't fart your breath will smell of poo poo
"Not all flatus is released from the body via the anus. When the partial pressure of any gas component of the intestinal lumen is higher than its partial pressure in the blood, that component enters into the bloodstream of the intestinal wall by the process of diffusion. As the blood passes through the lungs this gas can diffuse back out of the blood and be exhaled "
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The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 20:03,
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I wonder if someone will
invent something that will make farts smell pleasant, like an arse-freshener taken as a liquid enema. . .. . . .......
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 21:56,
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perhaps one day
we will have intelligent wormy things that we will be able to employ to eat our undigested waste, excreting it as a substance not too dissimilar in smell to Lynx Africa.
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 23:22,
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