Fuck it, here's another classic.
Nicholas Parsons: What exactly was your winning slogan?
Dreamytime Escort: Never, ever, bloody anything ever!
Nicholas Parsons: And that was your winning slogan?
Dreamytime Escort: That's the one, Nicky. I've lived my life by that rule.
Nicholas Parsons: "I would like to spend an evening with Nicholas Parsons because...never, ever, ever, bloody anything ever"?
Dreamytime Escort: You're pissed, aren't you, Nicholas?
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waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:33,
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and she said...
...i don't think you're a fishmonger. i think you've done a plop in the wrong lavatory.
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