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I concur:

However, I do actually recommend wearing JUST the blazer whilst masturbating furiously throughout the ceremony. As an extra touch, scream the words 'DEEP ANAL' over and over and over.

Then, a good touch would be to flick your semen at the bride whilst spraying yourself liberally with lighter fluid.

Scream 'THIS IS FOR THE OPPRESSED OF YEMEN' and run out of the church on fire.

Oh, and if you can somehow manage a final wank whilst burning to death in the street, give it a go. It's a lovely touch.
(, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 3:51, , Reply)