If you buy a phone on T-Mobile
you will become a cool, attractive hipster. And your life will be one sexy party after another. Everywhere you go people will know you and will want to touch/kiss/dance with you. Like a celebrity. Soon you will tire of the incessantly vacuous life prescribed to you, and you will seek self actualisation in solitude, and death.
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mookay immune to icons since, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:19,
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