WTF!?
She's fucking FAT!
...LOOK AT HER GUNT!
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:20,
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I bet you're missus is a stunner.
No really. I bet she's Scarlett Johansson. She's the obviously attainable physical standard against which all women should be judged.
(, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:07, Reply)
"I bet you are missus is a stunner"
reminds me of some MCing I heard on a DnB mixtape once
"...and outside, is an absolutely roadblock"
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:59,
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Fat my arse
She may have a little cake shelf tummy but what's wrong with that? I hate skinny birds with their sharp angular bits and pieces. It's like fucking a cutlery drawer. Gimme a shapely lady any day. *wipes spittle from chin*
(, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:01, Reply)
TBH it was intended as a joke
Of course she's not fat, and I'm just the same as you... I hate skinny birds.
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:04,
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