Hahaha!
Driving car using the GPS/google maps, sudden blue screen of death obscures vision, hits car in front, gets out and is negotiating with the driver he hit to avoid having to tell his insurance, glasses reboot and announce, 'you have had an accident, contacting your insurers, now.'
*edit* also, won't this be just fine so long as you never interact with another human being in person again, ever?
( , Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:31, Reply)
Driving car using the GPS/google maps, sudden blue screen of death obscures vision, hits car in front, gets out and is negotiating with the driver he hit to avoid having to tell his insurance, glasses reboot and announce, 'you have had an accident, contacting your insurers, now.'
*edit* also, won't this be just fine so long as you never interact with another human being in person again, ever?
( , Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:31, Reply)
Genuine lulz
Walks past school/playground. User absently looks in the direction of kids. Message pops up "Email from UK Gov. Title - You've Been Added to Sex Offenders Register".
( , Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:35, Reply)
Walks past school/playground. User absently looks in the direction of kids. Message pops up "Email from UK Gov. Title - You've Been Added to Sex Offenders Register".
( , Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:35, Reply)
And after this, all children on the street are blurred out and have a banner reading "forbidden content" on them.
( , Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:38, Reply)
( , Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:38, Reply)
Ha, I like the idea of real-life forbidden content, google does have a lot of that,
'This item removed due to a request from Ryan Giggs' when attempting to read a newspaper n such.
( , Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:45, Reply)
'This item removed due to a request from Ryan Giggs' when attempting to read a newspaper n such.
( , Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:45, Reply)
Hahaha!
Yeh sounds about right these days, btw does anyone else think that robo-voice sounds a bit like the boss off of The It Crowd?
( , Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:40, Reply)
Yeh sounds about right these days, btw does anyone else think that robo-voice sounds a bit like the boss off of The It Crowd?
( , Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:40, Reply)