Loving this review, comedy gold...
I'm retarded, but I think this book really helped me understand. God gave Aids to the babies in Africa so at some point, maybe after a cartoon, a glass of warm milk, and a nice afternoon nap, I could decide to play around with the free will given to me by the Savior and assert it in either choosing to help or choosing to ignore them. Wow! God must really love me to do that for me.
I kind of feel bad for the babies in Africa, but instead I'm going to be the most famous retarded country singer in the world and I'm going to win a Grammy - thank you God. I really want to do a duet with Hank Williams Jr. and maybe even do some cocaine together.
Anyway, keep an eye out for me and my album. If a retard like me could see the light, than you can too. God bless all, and thank you for this great book.
(, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:16, Reply)