Surely that was a
'I have fallen down on the floor and a chicken bone has wedged right up my urethra and snapped.' scream?
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"Honestly Doctor, that's how it got there"
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The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:09,
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