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This is a normal post So what if I am?
Will I lose my b3ta card? Will I be bumraped by drunken chavs on a Vespa scooter?

I have lost a lot in this economy - I feel I have a right to choose who will best represent my interests and those of the country.

So there!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 17:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post it was a round planet last time i checked
rip bill hicks

gandhi, buddah, krishna, jesus christ, etc, etc...

please forgive those i've missed, but you get the jist... or do you, you selfish cunt?

ha!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 17:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Romney?
I never thought I would actually *meet* someone who thinks that Romney is the smart option...

I need to sit down
(, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 17:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Crikey
I was only teasing, Cocxy, didn't mean to out you...

Hang on..."bumraped by drunken chavs on a Vespa scooter"...that's thin ice, pilgrim, taking a swipe at our proud, British culture.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 17:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post ahem, yeah sorry...
no harm intended (just some thought, maybe)
(, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post What, now you're answering for me artifus?
What a country!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post wut?

(, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now don't start that again...

(, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 18:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post and if you do get bumraped by drunken chavs
I want the video
(, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 18:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only for you, *wink, wink*

(, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can you give the group three reasons why you're voting for Romney?
Mine are:

He knows what he's doing
He's good at speeches
He has nice hair
(, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post MIne are
He has experience: both in the public and private sector, which the incumbent had a paucity of.

He has successfully grown business from the ground up and rescued failing businesses

He doesn't believe larger government is the answer, especially in an age where the fastest job creation is in the public sector. That is upside down and pretty soon becomes cannibalistic.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 18:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post it all makes such perfect sense to me now.
if only i could vote.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post You've convinced me.

(, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post teeth. you forgot teeth.
romney has teeth.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post And hair. Must not forget hair.
Edit: crap, he mentioned hair.

He has lots of kids, yeah, lots of kids.

And a good tan!

Edit #2: not to say Obama's tan isn't really cool.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 18:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, he is a moron.
Sorry, I meant Mormon.

He will do very well.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 18:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post see? obama wins. easy.
hashtag: tan
(, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh yeah, also he's a soulless cocksucker who will say anything to convince Joe Sixpack to vote for him


imjussayin
(, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 18:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's kinda the slogan for the O campaign
Yeah, we promised this and that the first time around, but we found out we didn't have the experience or the ideas to actually do any of it. So, please accept our re-promises about what we promised earlier as proof of what we will do if elected. Same old wine, brand new jars - we get hungover but we always survive it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJKsVA_Xygw
(, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 18:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't get me wrong.
Obama is a soulless cocksucker as well.

It's a two party system, we're all fucked.

I'm a Brit btw.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post
“I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet on the right shares my beliefs.' 'I think the puppet on the left is more to my liking.' 'Hey, wait a minute, there's one guy holding out both puppets!'”
(, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 18:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yeah, ONLY in America... hurr hurr hurr
I'm afraid to see what is holding up the third puppet down there. Ewww.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 18:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post THE EMPIRE
(round world, dude - last time i checked, anyway)
(, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 19:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post What is the "round world" stuff you lot keep saying?
It is nonsensical unless you're referring to Christopher Columbus.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 20:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYKy-xPq178
(, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 20:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post i would suggest you listen to a bit
of Bill Hicks, i don't agree with every bit he has done. (some are downright uncomfortable frankly but he is good for a laugh, and sometimes really sums up things perfectly with a single hammer driving nail home accuracy.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 20:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post jim henson - so much to answer for

(, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 21:09, , Reply)