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This is a normal post so he's
just like tom cruise? cool! (mustn't think of beach volley ball, mustn't think of beach volley ball)

USA! USA! USA!
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post If by "just like" you mean "fucking mental just like", then sure.
Edit: Gimme a few, trying to find a link about the "gold plate book" their founder claimed to have found...
Edit2: Can't find anything that wasn't written by Mormons or other Christians picking holes in Mormonism, apart from Wikipedia (...yeah, I know...).

Basically some guy called Joseph Smith claims he's been given a book made of gold plates written in some sort of Egyptian, by an angel. He translates it and gives it back. Voila! A religion based on a book some guy's written, allegedly inspired by heavenly beings, with zero proof of the story but-it-really-happened-please-join-my-church-where's-your-wallet?

Sound familiar?
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post hey! merkins!
i've found this book! it's shiny! ishiny!

send MANY dollars to: me!

we can beat this! we can win! am i doing it right yet?
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 23:55, Reply)
This is a normal post You seem to have the theory down, yes.
Now you just need to write some bullshit up, get it printed, and start shouting loudly about it.
Preferably on TV.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Sat 3 Nov 2012, 0:03, Reply)
This is a normal post THROW MONEY AT ARTEFUS>
Quick, form a superpac now that has no regulation.... (excuse me i cannot spell, did i at least get your name right? it doesn't matter money will be going your way soon, thanks to the power of the INTERNETSX which Al Gore invented you know)
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 0:05, Reply)
This is a normal post ARTEFUS for the win!
donate now! your LIVELIHOOD depends on it!

have i won yet?
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 0:17, Reply)
This is a normal post everyone! do this. can't guarantee that anyone but me will be funnelled money... but give it 4 years.
$40 million dollars. and we have a platform.
are you willing to change your name? it is all good. :D
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 0:49, Reply)