Time to post this I think...
www.theonion.com/articles/donald-trump-stares-forlornly-at-tiny-aged-penis-i,28589/
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 7:02, Reply)
that has made spill wine that i should not be drinking at this hour. but the onion got this one so right it might as well be fact.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:12, Reply)
www.theonion.com/articles/man-who-eats-breakfast-at-dunkin-donuts-every-morn,30259/
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:36, Reply)