No, my relationship with myself is like an old marriage
The spark has faded, the once-rampant sex has dwindled and I've learned to become deaf to my own rants at the television. But I think I'd miss my own company if I ever went away.
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:56,
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You ought to take yourself out for a nice romantic meal, then spontaneously ask yourself, without telling yourself beforehand, if you want it in the bedroom.
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:06, Reply)