
(In case you don't recognize it, this is from Idiocracy- only now someone's actually going to make the stuff and sell it.)
IT'S LIKE HAVING SEX WITH A TRACTOR TRAILER IN A PARKING LOT!
( , Sun 25 Nov 2007, 15:44, Reply)

that is such a good idea. Now all I need is some proware and the Masturbation TV Network.
( , Sun 25 Nov 2007, 16:04, Reply)

If this is actually being marketed then whoever it is must have had their brain explode from the layers of irony they have just created.
( , Sun 25 Nov 2007, 18:29, Reply)

This is fantastic. I usually win at yelling anyway, but my waving skills could use some help.
( , Sun 25 Nov 2007, 19:49, Reply)

youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs Powerthirst
And
youtube.com/watch?v=t-3qncy5Qfk Powerthirst 2
( , Sun 25 Nov 2007, 22:32, Reply)