Citation material: Pigs eating humans
To have as backup the next time an Alan Ford video prompts you to spontaneously educate your spouse on the homicidal potential of swine. From the pillar of scientific journalism that is the LA Times.
Make sure to remember the following quote: "I have no doubt that if a restrained person [were] put in a pen, invariably, inevitably, the pigs would start eating that person."
Remember to be emotionally attuned to your partner and follow up by saying "I can tell something is bothering you."
These Little Piggies Could Eat You
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Best remove the head and femur before you throw them in then.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 5 Apr 2021, 21:48,
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or smash them into bitesize pieces
crocs are better, though not exactly handy for britain unless you live near longleat or something. they have a special aorta switch valve that helps them produce stomach acid at 10 times the rate of humans
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 0:04,
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