Recession forces Santa to relocate
Uncyclopedia strikes again
''Winky, an elf who wished to remain anonymous, confirmed that conditions in the new workshops are disappointing: "There used be about 1,000 of us working in a brightly-lit hall, and the atmosphere was fantastic", he enthused, "But now we're down to just 3 genuine elves and about 2 dozen illegal immigrants dressed in duvets. We work a 16-hour day and have to make do with Tizer instead of egg-nog and brandy to keep our spirits up."''
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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:09,
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