"The Cheap-Arse Film Review."
I made this!
Hi. My name is CAFR. Well, that's not my name, nobody's parents could be that cruel, but you get what I'm saying. I have a blog...
... no, come back! I'm not an Emo Princess, and I've never once cut myself! It's not that kind of blog! What it is, is a place where I rant about, rave about and review movies. However, there's also a theme to the proceedings, as all the films I cover must be on DVD and must have cost £1.00 or less to purchase. It's a social experiment to see if it's possible to live the life of a pop culture-obsessed super-nerd in a world spiralling towards anarky due to economical meltdown. Or, in less flowery terms, it's a place where I see if you can buy good movies on the cheap.
I call it "The Cheap-Arse Film Review," and so far I have given my opinion on 12 movies, which are...
WE'VE GOT THE TOASTER (Britsh low-budget filmmaking at it's most British and low-budget)
CAMP BLOOD (The third-worst movie I've ever seen)
THE EVIL BENEATH LOCH NESS (Featuring a monster that's not Nessie and almost no Scottish people)
GOING OVERBOARD (A fever nightmare you can't look away from, starring Adam Sandler)
AMERICAN DREAMZ (X Factor gets the Dr. Strangelove treatment)
BRAIN DEAD (NOT the one made by the bloke who would go on to make films about little gay men with big feet doing things to rings)
CROCODILE (It's directed by the man who did, "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre," and at one point a Crocodile blows up a truck. Need I say more?)
CREATURE (It's directed by Nicolas Cage's older brother, and has a nihilistic attitude that makes "Fight Club," look like "The Care Bears Movie." Need I say more?)
HOME ALONE 4 (Yes, this actually exists)
CHRISTMAS WITH THE KRANKS (Jamie Lee Curtis still has nice boobs)
SANTA WHO? (Starring Leslie Nielsen and the world's tallest Elves)
WHITE CHRISTMAS (A lovely movie. With a very misleading title)
... and if you feel like popping over and having a cheeky wee peep, I'd be most greatful. And if you like what you see and have a Blogger account yourselves, I heartily encourage you to follow my blog. I'll follow yours right back. I'm not kidding, you wouldn't believe some of the things I've signed up to.
So, that's it. Thank you for your time, and Merry Christmas.
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 18:14, Reply)
Cheers.
New reviews should be up every Wednesday, if you feel like coming back.
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:34, Reply)