
A Cat Piano or Katzenklavier (German) is a hypothetical musical instrument consisting of a line of cats fixed in place with their tails stretched out underneath a keyboard. Nails would be placed under the keys, causing the cats to cry out in pain when a key was pressed. The cats would be arranged according to the natural tone of their voices.
In your face cat lovers...
Dogs 1 - Cats 0
( , Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:01, Reply)

oh noes, I won't be able to sleep tonight...
I think you may have missed the key word in this - 'hypothetical'
( , Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:10, Reply)

Oh my lord I must also say that I am going to ignore you because you showed me a hypothetical instrument which in some way makes my head hurt.
Aaaargh.
*doesn't ignore because single brain cell has focused on some shiny tin foil*
( , Thu 10 Jan 2008, 17:46, Reply)