Funny StoriesOn a school trip, a boy in my brother's class crapped himself down a Dutch mine, writes Richard mcbeef off the Internet. The teachers tried to blame the smell on sulphur but the truth came out when they left the mine, as the boy was wearing chinos with massive dark brown streaks running down the back of his legs.
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(, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 12:30)
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I took a long bus journey in a crowded bus in china onceThe bloke beside me was dressed in a suit. his expression turned to a mix of horror and disgust as the smell hit him. I had a bad case of the trots and had shit my pants. We went for another three hours before the bus stopped again, and I was able scrape a bit of the gravy off my underdungers with a bottle top. i then shit them again, but it was more like shitty water by that stage
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