Funny StoriesOn a school trip, a boy in my brother's class crapped himself down a Dutch mine, writes Richard mcbeef off the Internet. The teachers tried to blame the smell on sulphur but the truth came out when they left the mine, as the boy was wearing chinos with massive dark brown streaks running down the back of his legs.
Do you have a funny story of your own?
(, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 12:30)
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pearoastFor about 6 months after I finished uni I worked in a towbar factory and one of the few pleasures I had while working there involved walking through the workshop where the towbars were welded to fetch boxes to pack the finished bars in.
Because of the amount of noise created by a dozen or so men busily welding I was free to drop my guts as loudly as I liked on my way through only to pause on my way back while everyone was standing around accusing each other of releasing such an offensive odour to register my disgust and enquire "which one of you filthy gypos did that?"
However thiss is probably not relavent to this weeks question as no matter how hard I strained I never shit mysleft
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Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 23:09,
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