Getting other people into trouble
Ever dropped somebody in the shit? Ever been the one in the shit? Whether by accident for through being a terrible snitchy grass, tell us all.
( , Thu 18 Oct 2012, 13:08)
Ever dropped somebody in the shit? Ever been the one in the shit? Whether by accident for through being a terrible snitchy grass, tell us all.
( , Thu 18 Oct 2012, 13:08)
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The former England cricketer Mike Gatting
Had relatives living in the same village as my brother and sister-and-law. Gatting as you might remember is a typical, if not exemplary, Essex Boy, and his family were the same. They would all sit in their ample back garden in the summer evenings getting loudly drunk, even the Gatting matriarch, a feisty old crone who liked her tipple.
One time I was just walking past when I saw the mother stand up, clutching a glass of a double gin and tonic. The silly old biddy was so drunk that she slipped, knocking her spectacles into her brimming glass.
It was Gatting Mother's peepers into doubles.
( , Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:58, 3 replies)
Had relatives living in the same village as my brother and sister-and-law. Gatting as you might remember is a typical, if not exemplary, Essex Boy, and his family were the same. They would all sit in their ample back garden in the summer evenings getting loudly drunk, even the Gatting matriarch, a feisty old crone who liked her tipple.
One time I was just walking past when I saw the mother stand up, clutching a glass of a double gin and tonic. The silly old biddy was so drunk that she slipped, knocking her spectacles into her brimming glass.
It was Gatting Mother's peepers into doubles.
( , Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:58, 3 replies)
If this has even one ounce of truth in it, i salute you.
I too have witnessed Mike's Mum getting sloshed. It is very funny, even more so because she was there with her boyfriend (man friend?).
( , Tue 23 Oct 2012, 13:59, closed)
I too have witnessed Mike's Mum getting sloshed. It is very funny, even more so because she was there with her boyfriend (man friend?).
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