Parents"They fuck you up, your mum and dad" said Philip Larkin. Did he have a point? Perhaps yours are merely horrendously embarrassing? Or are you yourself that embarrassing or terrible parent? No tedious McCannery or nonce strikethroughs please, ffs.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:43)
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repost that explains why people think i'm weirdafter a christmas party one year, my parents went upstairs to, presumably, go to bed.
ten minutes later, i could hear thumps and muffled giggling coming from the upstairs landing.
unsure what i was about to see, i went upstairs to investigate.
there, on the landing, were my parents, draped in a bedsheet and bumping into walls.
"what the fuck are you two doing?" i asked. after a bit more giggling, mum's voice came floating out from under the sheet. "we're being a horse!" she said.
i left them to it and went back downstairs.
now you know where i get it from.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 16:25,
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Greggs?(, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 20:44, closed)
i wouldn't sully my feet by crossing their threshold(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 15:03,
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I too have found that setting foot in a pasty shop causes my shoes to suddenly sprout turquoise fur, weird eh(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 17:36,
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peculiar, to say the least(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 17:41,
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