Parents
"They fuck you up, your mum and dad" said Philip Larkin. Did he have a point? Perhaps yours are merely horrendously embarrassing? Or are you yourself that embarrassing or terrible parent? No tedious McCannery or nonce strikethroughs please, ffs.
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unknown, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:43)
Greggs?
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Good evening Good evening, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 20:44,
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i wouldn't sully my feet by crossing their threshold
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 15:03,
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I too have found that setting foot in a pasty shop causes my shoes to suddenly sprout turquoise fur, weird eh
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 17:36,
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peculiar, to say the least
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 17:41,
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