Parents"They fuck you up, your mum and dad" said Philip Larkin. Did he have a point? Perhaps yours are merely horrendously embarrassing? Or are you yourself that embarrassing or terrible parent? No tedious McCannery or nonce strikethroughs please, ffs.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:43)
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Clue is in what you call her "your mother". For fuck's sake any woman who has given birth twice and knows anything at all about sex knows how these things work.
So I am sorry that you didn't know your mother had a sense of humour and knew these things.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 18:29, 1 reply)
My goodness, aren't you clever? Making all these snap judgements on people that you've never met.Or perhaps you're just a massive bellend.
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 9:28, closed)
Unless you've been living a a fucking cave I know you know what sex is. I'm sure you'll come up with "but my mother has alzheimer's..." but you're talking shit or you're very naïve.
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 19:00, closed)
What on earth are you on about now? My mum died of a heart attack. She once naively mistook the sounds of next door's sexual shenanigans as a baby crying. No need to piss your pants about it M8.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 10:04, closed)
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