ParsimonyHullo tapirs, guffs Richard McBeef off the internet. One of my brother's friends once cycled from one side of London to the other to get some free lightbulbs from a condemned building, a 6-hour round trip. Tell us about the meanest, stingiest penny-pinching you've witnessed.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2016, 9:58)
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BooksMy Dad loves a remainder bookshop called The Works. There seems to be one on every high street.
One day he found a book in there on some cunting subject such as Lancashire pottery in the 17th century or something that amuses old people and he bought a copy for £2.99. Having read it, he found it to be so good he thought he'd get a few more copies to hand out to friends and family.
He went back to the shop, but they didn't have any more. He asked the lady to look on the computer, and she confirmed there were three copies in Bradford and two in Plymouth. Regrettably, they weren't able to transfer this stock to his local shop.
The cunt then set off on a multi-hundred-mile road trip to buy half a dozen cut price books he could have got off Amazon marketplace for probably the same price, if not less.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2016, 19:38, 1 reply)
If a dad doesn't love The Works then they are not a real dad.
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Pig Bodine., Tue 15 Mar 2016, 9:03,
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