Stories of unsurpassed brilliance
This "Week" The suggestion comes from Kroney who muses
"Whilst I was passing through Miami airport at the tender age of 21, I fancied a beer. "ID" said the charming Southerner behind the desk, so I got out my passport and showed it to her.
"You have to be 21," she said. Now this confused me slightly as I had been 21 for several months by this point and my date of birth was staring her in my face.
"I am 21," I replied helpfully "it says so there, look"
"You have to be 21", she said getting angry.
Cut a long story short, I argued, the manager came out, I argued with him before I finally realised that they weren't looking at the date of birth at all. They were looking at the date of *issue*
That would have made me an annoyingly precocious four year old. What examples of unsurpassed mental genius have you experienced?"""""""
( , Mon 21 Nov 2016, 9:24)
This "Week" The suggestion comes from Kroney who muses
"Whilst I was passing through Miami airport at the tender age of 21, I fancied a beer. "ID" said the charming Southerner behind the desk, so I got out my passport and showed it to her.
"You have to be 21," she said. Now this confused me slightly as I had been 21 for several months by this point and my date of birth was staring her in my face.
"I am 21," I replied helpfully "it says so there, look"
"You have to be 21", she said getting angry.
Cut a long story short, I argued, the manager came out, I argued with him before I finally realised that they weren't looking at the date of birth at all. They were looking at the date of *issue*
That would have made me an annoyingly precocious four year old. What examples of unsurpassed mental genius have you experienced?"""""""
( , Mon 21 Nov 2016, 9:24)
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It's not like her historical knowledge is anything to get impressed by, to be honest
If it's ancient kings and queens, she great. Anything from 1900 onwards and she's not got a clue.
Let's just be grateful that your mate and mine aren't involved in doing anything actually important for a living.
( , Wed 23 Nov 2016, 9:13, 1 reply)
If it's ancient kings and queens, she great. Anything from 1900 onwards and she's not got a clue.
Let's just be grateful that your mate and mine aren't involved in doing anything actually important for a living.
( , Wed 23 Nov 2016, 9:13, 1 reply)
Too late. She's got 3 kids.
Although to be fair they all seem pretty normal. One of them is a doctor.
( , Wed 23 Nov 2016, 14:15, closed)
Although to be fair they all seem pretty normal. One of them is a doctor.
( , Wed 23 Nov 2016, 14:15, closed)
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