Bollocks.
I was young, thin, could still get it up after a skinful AND go to work the next day feeling OK. Now I'm a gibbering fat twat that can only cum with a Carte Noire coffee jar rammed up my arse.
AND coffee tasted better back then.
(SigourneysBeaver took off and nuked the entire site from orbit on, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 13:39, 4 replies)

Yeah try again you mong

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 13:43, closed)

Ok.
As it's you.
(SigourneysBeaver took off and nuked the entire site from orbit on, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 13:44, closed)

I was picking my young sprog up after a swimming lesson
and trying to teach him to dress himself in a timely manner.
'Dad,' he whispered,'that man doesn't have a willy.'
By appearances this was true, he was so fat his gut had swallowed his dick.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:52, closed)

I'm not THAT fat.
But thanks for thinking of me!
(SigourneysBeaver took off and nuked the entire site from orbit on, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 4:08, closed)