
Willenium tugs our sleeve and says: Tell us why the past was a bit shit. You may wish to use witty anecdotes reflecting your own personal experience.
( , Thu 29 Aug 2013, 13:06)
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Landrovers might well go almost anywhere but so can helicopters, its a job to understand how they were ever allowed on the road. Should have remained farm vehicles. Seeing as its a comedy forum I'll tell you another nearly bloody tale. Driving my van into a multi-storey with a good friend as passenger. Vehicle height is 6'2", ceiling is 6'6" , I am busy steering around the building and can hear the ariel tap the ceiling joists as I drive under. Turning left and my friend opens the window, without thinking he stands up and out to look at the top of the roof to see how close it all is. "Fucking hell" he says "a ceiling support almost took my head off". Left turn, flat van roof, 4" gap and angular concrete joists - how right he nearly was. Truly a head in hands moment.
( , Sat 31 Aug 2013, 13:41, Reply)
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