don't forget the MASSIVE spiders in the outside bog

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 20:19, 1 reply)

I've recently renovated our outside lavvy - all whitewash and red-painted floor, with a duckboard in case of leaks - and very evocative it is too.
How satisfying it is to be pooing technically outdoors!

The toilet lid even has a fluffy cover. The cats LOVE that. I have to boot them off it to use the bog.
One of these dark nights, I will surely forget I've left the lid down and will wee on a cat.

I wasn't going to screw the toilet roll to the door in case I couldn't reach it from the throne. Silly me, that was when I was 10. I'm big enough now.

And yup, there are spiders. It wouldn't be fun without them.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:22, closed)