Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
(
chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
« Go Back
Sharing is cathartic...My children have a Balamory game which involves throwing a dice to choose pieces of a jigsaw puzzle to assemble into one of the characters.
For some reason, evereytime I join Miss Hoolie's legs to her body, I find it mildly arousing. That's right, making Miss Hoolie's legs in a jigsaw gives me a tingling sensation down there.
This does not happen with Edie Mcreedy, Josie Jump (although the original Josie Jump is quite fit) or Penny Pocket - obviously because her legs are in a wheel chair.
So there: I suffer from BalaHooliePuzzlephilia and I look forward to having BalaHooliePuzzle painted in big red letters on my front door and somebody throwing yoghurt pots through my window.
I think the government should be spending more on researching this kind of illness.
(
Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 10:31,
Reply)
« Go Back