FIRST
This space for hire for anyone who'd like to make up stories about:

-Sex with supermodels
-Sex, ever
-All the ferraris they have
-Or how Uncle Jimbob had a fiddle in their nappy when they were younger.

All on the theme of 'addicted' though, ROFLCAKES!


I am addicted to nicotine, and used to be a little tied to alcohol! Gosh!
( moohalaa, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:43, 3 replies)

hello fatty
I'm posting here to bask in the reflected glory of your first post
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:46, closed)

Well, I was once addicted
well, rather, my UNCLE was addicted. TO MY PRE TEEN MINGE!

And then I grew up and got a private jet and sex with supermodels every day.

Cheers,
( moohalaa, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:49, closed)

My father was NEVER addicted to fucking me.
Because I am such a freakish attention seeking moose.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:12, closed)