Airport StoriesBack when I was a moody teenager I took a cheap flight that involved changing planes and having to go through security again. My bags were pre-checked so, when I set off the metal detector, I honestly said to the security guy that I had no idea what had set it off.
Until, that is, he searched me and found the metal knife and fork stamped "KLM" I'd nicked off the previous flight.
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chthonic, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 10:09)
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When I were a teenager pineapple......I had fairly long, straight hair. And let's not beat about the bush, people had a hard time determining if I was male or female. So I've got this picture on my 10 year passport. I'm at the airport recently and the passport security guy says to me "Is this you, or your kid sister?" Cunt. Still haven't changed the picture though.
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mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 15:21,
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