Airport StoriesBack when I was a moody teenager I took a cheap flight that involved changing planes and having to go through security again. My bags were pre-checked so, when I set off the metal detector, I honestly said to the security guy that I had no idea what had set it off.
Until, that is, he searched me and found the metal knife and fork stamped "KLM" I'd nicked off the previous flight.
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chthonic, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 10:09)
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Best excuse for holding up an entire plane everYou know how much people hate that one person who you can't take off without, and they prepare their best tutting faces to stare you down as you scuttle red-faced to your seat.
A few years ago I was that passenger, but you could see people hastily modifying their expressions of bile-filled rage as I was wheeled through the plane by a nurse, to be strapped to a stretcher attached to the back three rows, bruised and battered with my leg in plaster ankle to groin.
(, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 21:27, Reply)
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