Airport StoriesBack when I was a moody teenager I took a cheap flight that involved changing planes and having to go through security again. My bags were pre-checked so, when I set off the metal detector, I honestly said to the security guy that I had no idea what had set it off.
Until, that is, he searched me and found the metal knife and fork stamped "KLM" I'd nicked off the previous flight.
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chthonic, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 10:09)
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That'll learn me.Just before getting on a flight from Amsterdam to London, I made the really crap decision of popping a couple of herbal pills and doing exactly what it said not to do on the tin, which was to have a beer.
By the time I was checking in, I was shaking from head to foot, had gone a nasty shade of grey and was sweating like a rapist.
I was searched at the other end (no fucking pun intended!). I think they thought I was a mule.
(, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 0:41, Reply)
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