Airport StoriesBack when I was a moody teenager I took a cheap flight that involved changing planes and having to go through security again. My bags were pre-checked so, when I set off the metal detector, I honestly said to the security guy that I had no idea what had set it off.
Until, that is, he searched me and found the metal knife and fork stamped "KLM" I'd nicked off the previous flight.
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chthonic, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 10:09)
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Cool DudeNot me but a friend of mine.
He had just got back from a nice two week stay in the Canary Islands and had picked up a pretty impressive tan that he thought the ladies would love.
On his way out of the terminal he notices two rather attractive blonde cabin crew, A perfect test to try out his new look. He strolls over to the pair looking really cool and sophisticated and after a couple of Min's gets both phone numbers, result.
He then started to finally make his way out of the building and as he was walking backwards waving goodbye to the two beautiful ladies he fails to notice the stairs leading down the ground floor. He went arse over tit and broke his arm in two places. As a bonus the two cabin crew did administer first aid until the ambulance arrived.
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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 11:39,
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