Airport StoriesBack when I was a moody teenager I took a cheap flight that involved changing planes and having to go through security again. My bags were pre-checked so, when I set off the metal detector, I honestly said to the security guy that I had no idea what had set it off.
Until, that is, he searched me and found the metal knife and fork stamped "KLM" I'd nicked off the previous flight.
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chthonic, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 10:09)
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when i was but an ickle BrainiacI decided it would be a good idea to liven up waiting to check in at Stansted by pinching my little brother's game boy, and legging it. Unfortunately i legged it straight into something cold, hard and metallic and virtually knocked myself out. When i came too, it became evident that i hadnt run into a trolley as my befuddled 9 year old brain initially thought - i had pelted it headlong into the barrel of an armed policeman's MP5 submachinegun. oops.
this was 1996, god knows what would have happened if i had done it after September 11th....
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Ralph farts in your general direction, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 12:55,
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