Airport StoriesBack when I was a moody teenager I took a cheap flight that involved changing planes and having to go through security again. My bags were pre-checked so, when I set off the metal detector, I honestly said to the security guy that I had no idea what had set it off.
Until, that is, he searched me and found the metal knife and fork stamped "KLM" I'd nicked off the previous flight.
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chthonic, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 10:09)
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Japanese EroticaI was on my way to Brisbane for a wedding in 2000 and was stuck in transit at Tokyo's Narita airport for 6 hours. I kicked off precedings by leering at a group of about 50 japanese college girls (in looking buff in their knee-length socks and very short skirts) before bashing one out in the gents. Then, without much else to do, I bought a origami book at a book stand, pinched a handful of square notelets from a phone box and whiled away the hours making a different paper animal for each gate of the terminal. Karma did the right thing and saw that when i got on my 8 hour flight to Brizzy, i'd been upgraded to club. How's yer luck?
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 13:37,
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