Airport Stories
Back when I was a moody teenager I took a cheap flight that involved changing planes and having to go through security again. My bags were pre-checked so, when I set off the metal detector, I honestly said to the security guy that I had no idea what had set it off.
Until, that is, he searched me and found the metal knife and fork stamped "KLM" I'd nicked off the previous flight.
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( , Fri 3 Mar 2006, 10:09)
Back when I was a moody teenager I took a cheap flight that involved changing planes and having to go through security again. My bags were pre-checked so, when I set off the metal detector, I honestly said to the security guy that I had no idea what had set it off.
Until, that is, he searched me and found the metal knife and fork stamped "KLM" I'd nicked off the previous flight.
Tell us your best airport stories.
( , Fri 3 Mar 2006, 10:09)
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Arrived at Atlanta airport and queued forever to get to the immigration desks, we all get through fine...except my grandmother who was last and isnt exactly P.C and when asked by the black customs officer "what is the purpose of your stay in our country" she shouts "it was OURS before it was YOURS i'd have you know". everyone around turned round gob smacked and we just watched as he stamped her into the country giving her the most evil glares you have ever seen.
( , Sat 4 Mar 2006, 21:22, Reply)
Arrived at Atlanta airport and queued forever to get to the immigration desks, we all get through fine...except my grandmother who was last and isnt exactly P.C and when asked by the black customs officer "what is the purpose of your stay in our country" she shouts "it was OURS before it was YOURS i'd have you know". everyone around turned round gob smacked and we just watched as he stamped her into the country giving her the most evil glares you have ever seen.
( , Sat 4 Mar 2006, 21:22, Reply)
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