Airport StoriesBack when I was a moody teenager I took a cheap flight that involved changing planes and having to go through security again. My bags were pre-checked so, when I set off the metal detector, I honestly said to the security guy that I had no idea what had set it off.
Until, that is, he searched me and found the metal knife and fork stamped "KLM" I'd nicked off the previous flight.
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chthonic, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 10:09)
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Not the best place to keep keys...A good friend of mine who shall remain nameless used to make frequent trips to Germany to shag this particularly attractive Russian bird that he had met on a business trip. Each time he went he would always take his 'away kit' which compromised various sex toys and some lingerie that he had bought for her. On one trip he was delayed on his way to the airport in the UK due to traffic congestion and on arrival had to be rushed through the check-in and security process.
On checking his hand-luggage, the attractive British Airways girl found a pair of handcuffs in his bag and proceeded, much to his embarrassment to get them out in front of about 200 people. She advised him that unless he had the keys with him to prove they could be unlocked, he wouldn't be able to take them on the aircraft. No problem he thought as he didn't want to lose them, but at that moment realised that to keep them safe he had put them in the empty battery compartment of a rather large vibrator!! The BA girls were loving it as he had to get it out along with all the other stuff!!!!
I wish I had been there!!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 20:44, Reply)
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