Airport StoriesBack when I was a moody teenager I took a cheap flight that involved changing planes and having to go through security again. My bags were pre-checked so, when I set off the metal detector, I honestly said to the security guy that I had no idea what had set it off.
Until, that is, he searched me and found the metal knife and fork stamped "KLM" I'd nicked off the previous flight.
Tell us your best airport stories.
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chthonic, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 10:09)
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I don't have manyI'm still able to take my pen nibs onboard the plane. They're sharp fuckers too, and they'l definitely do more damage than a knitting needle.
I don't think I'd mind the Homeland Security Nazis if they weren't Incompetent Homeland Security Nazis. *le sigh* The cast of 'Police Academy' is in charge of airport security. God help my star spangled arse.
At least I can use my pen nibs to save the day! If someone tries to take the plane in the name of Allah, Jesus, or Jodie Foster, my crow quills will come to the rescue! Or that three inch knife that came free with my bag. I'm sure that's made it onboard by accident. (I keep forgetting it's there until I lose a pencil and my hand smacks into its tin. I swear, one day I'm going to be on an airplane and mid-flight, I'll realise the knife is still there. Jeezy Creezy. -.-)
*heccoough*NSAblowsmonkeys*coughcough*
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 3:05, Reply)
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