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Back when I was a moody teenager I took a cheap flight that involved changing planes and having to go through security again. My bags were pre-checked so, when I set off the metal detector, I honestly said to the security guy that I had no idea what had set it off.

Until, that is, he searched me and found the metal knife and fork stamped "KLM" I'd nicked off the previous flight.

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(, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 10:09)
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dont get fucked in kefalonia the night before returning home
not so much an airport story as much as it is a coach to the airport story. last year went on last proper holiday with my brothers and my mum and dad me and my 16 year old brother joe decided as it was our last night we would get completely munted so we did this drank excessivly till about 4 in the morning thats what time the bar closed. we had to get up at about 6 so that we would have time to get ready for our departure from the hotel by coach. coah time came and we said goodbye to our parents and our youngest brother as they were staying another week. the coach had no air con and as far as i can tell no suspension. the whole journey from the hotel was a mixture of hairpin bends, bumps, and temperatures hotter than the sun whilst more hungover than a jewish hangover machine. we both got off the coach holding back the sick. got in the freezing cold airport and nearly ejaculated.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 20:37, Reply)

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