Airport Stories
Back when I was a moody teenager I took a cheap flight that involved changing planes and having to go through security again. My bags were pre-checked so, when I set off the metal detector, I honestly said to the security guy that I had no idea what had set it off.
Until, that is, he searched me and found the metal knife and fork stamped "KLM" I'd nicked off the previous flight.
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( , Fri 3 Mar 2006, 10:09)
Back when I was a moody teenager I took a cheap flight that involved changing planes and having to go through security again. My bags were pre-checked so, when I set off the metal detector, I honestly said to the security guy that I had no idea what had set it off.
Until, that is, he searched me and found the metal knife and fork stamped "KLM" I'd nicked off the previous flight.
Tell us your best airport stories.
( , Fri 3 Mar 2006, 10:09)
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i was very very lucky
to get one of the most innatentive customs officers ever at gatwick. having gone to a party the night before leaving for france, and got fairly merry, i completely forgot that i had purchased a small quantity of marijuana and wrapped it, in my wisdom, in tinfoil. as i idly rummaged through my jeans in the queue for customs, i came a across it again. the metal detector went off, i went white as a sheet, and the customs officer looked over.
"ah never mind, it's probably just your belt."
thank fuck.
( , Wed 8 Mar 2006, 17:06, Reply)
to get one of the most innatentive customs officers ever at gatwick. having gone to a party the night before leaving for france, and got fairly merry, i completely forgot that i had purchased a small quantity of marijuana and wrapped it, in my wisdom, in tinfoil. as i idly rummaged through my jeans in the queue for customs, i came a across it again. the metal detector went off, i went white as a sheet, and the customs officer looked over.
"ah never mind, it's probably just your belt."
thank fuck.
( , Wed 8 Mar 2006, 17:06, Reply)
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