Airport StoriesBack when I was a moody teenager I took a cheap flight that involved changing planes and having to go through security again. My bags were pre-checked so, when I set off the metal detector, I honestly said to the security guy that I had no idea what had set it off.
Until, that is, he searched me and found the metal knife and fork stamped "KLM" I'd nicked off the previous flight.
Tell us your best airport stories.
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chthonic, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 10:09)
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Soooooo many... NOT.As a guitarist in two rather good rock bands, I, funnily enough, don't have many good airport stories. Which is odd, since I spent most of 12 years in the fucking places.
My favourite image, though, is of our drummer and bassist being so fucked up from the fun the night before in Tokyo that they decided that the floor of Narita airport was the ideal place to crash out. Cue Japanese men in uniforms and with machine guns waiting to escort them onto the plane... 'Not our problem now, Guv...'. They were both fine until they woke up. They then proceeded to be complete arses until we got back to Heathrow.
(, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 0:54, Reply)
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